Title: Inner Beauty (8/8)
Authors: EagleWolf and Elixie
Disclaimer: Joss, Mutant Enemy, WB, UPN, FOX, and whoever else got
themselves a sweet deal Sunnydale and its inhabitants own them. We
just decided to use them for our own evil and completely profit free
purposes.
All the characters of the fic found themselves standing in front of a computer screen and watched as the 2 authors discussed what to do for the ending.
Ewie: hey i just had a thought.. could the first slayer not actually
*be* the one who's reincarnated but be like a spirit who takes over
the body in the fight.. ahh I know what I mean.. but it means that
Buffy is still buffy and Giles is still Giles but they have the spirit
of the firsts inside them guiding them best they can..
elixie0: not a bad idea
Ewie: which means.. they can stay on Earth
Ewie: and just release the spirit..
elixie0: that would explain why the new slayer is around before the
old one dies, but without power
Ewie: *nods*
elixie0: of course that might get rid of giles snarky answer to her
when she asks about that
Ewie: LOL I love this chapter
Ewie: The smurfs LOL
elixie0: i take it you like what you've read
Ewie: man that was funny.. i still laughing
Ewie: LOL chopsticks LOL
elixie0: had to include them
Ewie: the sign LOL
Ewie: man
elixie0: well i trying to speed the story along
Ewie: that made me laugh.. I could just see us standing there..
Ewie: LOL I love it
elixie0: finished?
Ewie: yep
elixie0: like i said. now we need a silly ending
Ewie: I liked that ending Oh I know it could be us drawing the curtain
over the puppet show... and the curtains closing on a kiss or
something and you get one of the other nuts going "now that's the way
it's MEANT to be"
Ewie: or.. Ethan could turn back.. and make dusty and julie turn with
him lol
elixie0: or ethan could have dreamed it all
Ewie: LOL
elixie0: the ending could be the end of the party when Gail throws us
out and we leave them hanging
Ewie: sounds good
elixie0: we are evil after all
Ewie: lol
elixie0: do you want to write it, or should i attempt the murder
Ewie: murder?
elixie0: well they will want to kill us after we leave them hanging
Ewie: ahhhhh
elixie0: i know. we can have Gail kick everyone out because someone
fondles pert buttocks giles and so we just tell them, Buffy and Giles
ended up staying, got married, had 6 kids and lived happily ever after
Ewie: LOL
Ewie: we could end it with us arguing over the ending...
elixie0: lol. that's perfect
elixie0: so have we figured out who's writing the ending yet
Ewie: we could make this the ending.. LOL us going No I'm not writing
it you should..
elixie0: heehee. we really are evil
Ewie: then we could do a *looks at reader* Bah, make your own ending
up.. We're off to skin some fraggles
elixie0: yess! that's perfect
elixie0: we could just copy the conversation right from the yim
Ewie: LOL!
elixie0: in fact i just did
Ewie: LOL
elixie0: hmm. wonder if i should use the whole thing or just the bit
where we talk about the ending
Ewie: we could have a long talk about the ending and use that
Ewie: from here
Ewie: But what happened to them? Did they go back to "heaven" or did
they just stay on earth like always?
elixie0: i was thinking that they went to heaven, she decided to stay
on earth since there were still vamps and giles stays with her, and
faith wants to finish her prison term to make up for what she did
Ewie: Do they have sex?
Ewie: Not Buffy, Faith and Giles..
Ewie: just Buffy and Giles
elixie0: i was going to end it just as they were getting ready to.
elixie0: maybe have buffy feel dizzy again
Ewie: LOL!!
elixie0: give it an uh oh here we go again ending, but no sequel
Ewie: LOL
elixie0: Ok so the ending is us discussing the ending and saying 'ah
the hell with it' basically
Ewie: Yeah I think that sounds good
The characters just stood there in limbo, utterly confused. For a moment they were just too stunned to say anything. Finally Giles broke the silence.
"Bloody fic writers. They could at least tell us if we really do get to have mind-blowing sex or if we go back to pissing in the wind."
"I hate it when they leave us hanging like this. One of these days I'm gonna climb right out of the story and kick some butt." Buffy added.
Ethan snorted. "Well at least you two are together. I was on my way back to my women, when I got sucked in here. At least they didn't turn me back into a damn lizard."
"Well, I got to get out of prison, so I don't mind being here for a while." Faith said as she made herself comfortable.
Snyder and Bertha sat down next to her. "At least we're back in our own bodies. I don't think I could stand being tied up any longer. And those Fraggles were so damn annoying." The former principal griped.
"Maybe I should have used them in the school lunches." His wife grumbled. "Then I wouldn't have needed the rat poison. The kids would have all gone into sugar comas and died."
"So now what do we do?" Buffy asked. Everyone turned to Giles.
"Well what the hell are you all staring at me for?"
End. Finis. Please don't hurt us.