How to kill a computer with violence By Jacinta, Bordnow, jbgiles and Tagmus

1: Hit it with a sledge hammer

2: Throw it off the top of a very high building

3: Run it over with a truck

4: Shoot it with a rocket launcher

5: Blow it up with TNT

6: Install Windows 98 or above :) with a picture of Bill Gates as your background

7: Log on to chatnet

8: Send a Link

9: Open a floppy on a PC that's ever been in the floppy drive of a Mac

10: Give it a bath while it's still operating

11: Let your 2 yr old play with it

12: Let your mother use it

14 : Play helicopter battle simulation programs like LHX

15: Let your cat walk on the keyboard

17: A twelve-gauge shotgun blast to the CPU

18: Install Windows ME and try to use Word 2000

19: Try to d/l a file from Yahell

20: Update Internet Explorer

21: Light it on fire and then let your mother use it (submitted by Kimberly)

22: Put a grilled cheese sandwich in the cd tray

23: Use a commercial grade high psi air compressor to clean the ram chips (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)

24: Put on the wrong voltage selector on the back of the power supply (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)

25: Pretend the registry is a game, who ever deletes the most keys first wins (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)

26: Drill a hole in the hdd, stick a pen in it and turn it on (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)

27: Use an electromagnet to lift it up (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)

28: Directly connect it to one of those static electricity hair things (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)

29: Simple, download (submitted by Addyjoe620)

30: Use aol (submitted by Addyjoe620)

31: Bring it within a mile of an Imac (submitted by Bryan Meister)

32: Enlist it into the millitary and send it to Iraq (submitted by Bryan Meister)

33: Enter BIOS and just start pressing crap that looks important (submitted by Bryan Meister)

34: Don't defrag...RE-Frag.... (submitted by Bryan Meister)

35: Force your power supply cable into an obviously incorrect outlet, we all know that more power means more speed! (submitted by Bryan Meister)

36: Use it as a door mat (submitted by Angela Pearson)

37: Smack the CPU until it goes dead. (submitted by JAMES DOWNEY)



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