How to kill a computer with violence By Jacinta, Bordnow, jbgiles and Tagmus
1: Hit it with a sledge hammer
2: Throw it off the top of a very high building
3: Run it over with a truck
4: Shoot it with a rocket launcher
5: Blow it up with TNT
6: Install Windows 98 or above :) with a picture of Bill Gates as your background
7: Log on to chatnet
8: Send a Link
9: Open a floppy on a PC that's ever been in the floppy drive of a Mac
10: Give it a bath while it's still operating
11: Let your 2 yr old play with it
12: Let your mother use it
14 : Play helicopter battle simulation programs like LHX
15: Let your cat walk on the keyboard
17: A twelve-gauge shotgun blast to the CPU
18: Install Windows ME and try to use Word 2000
19: Try to d/l a file from Yahell
20: Update Internet Explorer
21: Light it on fire and then let your mother use it (submitted by Kimberly)
22: Put a grilled cheese sandwich in the cd tray
23: Use a commercial grade high psi air compressor to clean the ram chips (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)
24: Put on the wrong voltage selector on the back of the power supply (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)
25: Pretend the registry is a game, who ever deletes the most keys first wins (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)
26: Drill a hole in the hdd, stick a pen in it and turn it on (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)
27: Use an electromagnet to lift it up (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)
28: Directly connect it to one of those static electricity hair things (submitted by Aurel Tetrault)
29: Simple, download (submitted by Addyjoe620)
30: Use aol (submitted by Addyjoe620)
31: Bring it within a mile of an Imac (submitted by Bryan Meister)
32: Enlist it into the millitary and send it to Iraq (submitted by Bryan Meister)
33: Enter BIOS and just start pressing crap that looks important (submitted by Bryan Meister)
34: Don't defrag...RE-Frag.... (submitted by Bryan Meister)
35: Force your power supply cable into an obviously incorrect outlet, we all know that more power means more speed! (submitted by Bryan Meister)
36: Use it as a door mat (submitted by Angela Pearson)
37: Smack the CPU until it goes dead. (submitted by JAMES DOWNEY)