Title: Softail
Author: Greg Elkenhans
Pairing: B/G
Rating: NC-17
Feedback: Yes, but no flames please.
Summary: Buffy, a motorbike,.......you want to know more - read on ;)
Spoilers: Season 5. Set sometime after Riley left.
Disclaimer: All characters mentioned in this story belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Fox Television, etc. The story is written for the pleasure of the author and readers, and has no lucrative purpose whatsoever. Please don't reproduce this story anywhere without the author's consent.
Distribution: Gabi's site, theLIST. Anyone else please ask first.
Note: A BIG thankyou to Jacinta for helping me start this and an extra BIG thankyou to Donna for Betaing it for me.

Once more Buffy awoke to the bright mid-morning sunlight. As she stretched and wiped the sleep from her eyes, she reassured herself that it is "Totally OK to wakeup mid-morning. After all, it's hard to wake up all bright and cherry after a long night of slaying vamps from one end of town to the other."

"Afternoon BUFFY, nice of you to join us for dinner"

"Dawn it's too early for Sarcasm"

"Dawn, leave Buffy alone. What she does is exhausting"

"Thanks MOM"

"Buffy"

"Yes Dawn"

"Why don't your get one of those motor scooters, that way your can ride and slay vamps all over town - just quicker"

"Mom, I have to help Giles at the shop today. He is doing a stock inventory"

"Ok then, will you be home for dinner?"

"Not sure, Giles and I will probably train after so I'll call you and let you know"

Buffy scarfed down a quick bite and gathered her stuff, "hair brush, lip gloss, nail file and wooden stake - yep that's everything a modern slayer needs" and placed everything in to her bag and left for the Magic Shop.

"Walking everywhere is good for me" Buffy said thinking out aloud. "It makes my legs stronger. It is good for my cardio-something or other system. Shit, walking is fun - not!"

Some twenty minutes later...time goes slow when you stroll.... "Oh finally! Just a few more blocks to go"

Buffy noticed a new shop that had moved in just up the road from Giles's magic shop.

"Kewl, I never noticed that there before"

A new motorcycle dealership had just opened

"Hmm maybe Dawn was on to something, a scooter would get me every where quicker and I would get to wear some more leather. " Buffy entered the shop; to her amazement there were all sorts of motorcycles, everything from scooters to Harleys.

"Hiya darlin, what can I do ya for today?"

Buffy looked the salesman up and down, noticing a missing front tooth, a beer belly that just refused to be hidden by a grease covered T-shirt and jeans that were way to small and only looked half done up.

"Well I would like to see some scooters please" Buffy said in a very wholesome tone.

"Sure missy they are just over here past the real bikes, the Harleys. That one," pointing to the large red motorcycle "is a brand new Harley Davidson Softail - Millennium Edition"

'Oh great' Buffy thought, 'I hope that doesn't mean it will crash all the time'

Buffy followed the salesman towards the scooters, but she couldn't keep her eyes off the Harley.

Noticing her staring at, it he steered her towards the Harley.

"Here, let me start ya up" he drawled, gesturing for Buffy to get on to the bike as he bent down to get it ready. "You young girls always like these big bikes, don't know why though, must have something to do the Big donk vibrating between yer legs huh?" he smirked.

"Huh? A big what?" Buffy asked, dreading what he actually would mean.

"Donk, ya know, engine"

The salesman bent over the bike to start it up and exposed his butt crack. Buffy giggled silently and thought of the anti-drug ad slogan "Say NO to Crack"

The motorcycle roared into life, the low frequency thumping of the engine enveloped Buffy, forcing her heartbeat to match the rhythm of the engine.

The salesman prompted Buffy to mount the motorcycle.

Buffy hopped on the motorcycle and began to wonder what it would be like to ride a bike like this. Perhaps even ride and slay at the same time.

"Oh Darn" thought Buffy as she remembered Giles.

"Oh Giles" Buffy sighed, fantasying about sex with him again; it seemed like a permanent pastime with her. I wonder, this would be an weird twist on doing the deed, but then, I am a slayer and weird was in the job description," muttered Buffy as she envisioned having sex with Giles yet again.

"But how would we do it, well I can't drive so I would have to start on the back."

Buffy began to imagine a long motorcycle ride with Giles on the front and her behind....

The wind rushed through her hair, gently massaging her exposed neck and billowing her skirt around her legs. The stress of being a slayer slowly ebbed away as she pressed her face into Giles' leather jacket, the smell was definitely him - there was no other smell quite like it - safe, reassuring. She wondered what he would think if he knew she had no underwear on.

Buffy, thinking the time was right to have a little fun, slowly moved her hands to the inside of Giles' leather jacket. Slowly, purposefully, she began to caress his chest, rubbing her hands around the front of his shoulders and over his firm pectorals.

She could feel his breaths become deeper, his heartbeat quicken. With one hand firmly massaging his right shoulder and chest, she slid her right hand down on to the out side of his crotch to see if he was willing, wanting her as much as she knew she wanted him.

The tight, large bulge gave her the feeling she could "Pass GO and collect the $200 dollars" and more.

Buffy lifted her right leg up until it was around Giles middle, she then slowly twisted and slid her body under his right arm until she sitting in his lap with her legs wrapped around his waist.

She then started to kiss him tenderly on the neck, careful not to block too much of his vision of the road ahead. He was beginning to realize what was happening to him and how powerless he was to do a damned thing about it. Would everything between him and Buffy ever be the same again?

Buffy unzipped his trousers and gently removed his erect penis from his white boxers.

She then began to tease his erect penis against her pubic hair until his pre cum wet her hands.

Buffy realized it is now or never.

She moved her legs from being wrapped around him so that her feet reached the pillion seat foot pegs. Her hands griped his shoulders for balance.

Using both hands Buffy guided Giles in. Repeatedly, she used her legs to stroke Giles like a piston in a cylinder, only occasionally allowing him to have a full deep stroke.

No other thrill had ever made Buffy feel like this before, the pleasure, the sensations, gripped her body like a vice, each stroke tightening that grip like never before. She hoped it would go on forever.

Giles was mostly powerless to impose any of his will upon her. This motorcycle was magic - her fantasies had come true.

Buffy could feel Giles's shoulders begin to tense up; she knew it was now his turn to explode.

...."Hey ya wanna go for a test ride girlie?" says the salesman whilst giving Buffy a nudge on the shoulder.

"Damn!" she thought to herself, if only this could have been real.

T.B.C..........maybe ;)