Roadtrip Facts 2001


1. Water and mobile phones does not mix well, just ask EW.

2. Cows right across McDonalds responds when "Betsy" is yelled loudly from car window.

3. Tag can reach the ceiling when bounching on the bed at a motel in Taree.

4. Greg's legs tastes BAAAAAD!

5. Tag can type and send a sms message from her phone with her toes.

6. Mr. Blunty can get rubber on much easier when soaked in vaseline.

7. Mr. Head fits in a condom.

8. Tag loves butts as in kicking, pinching and beating them.

9. Tag has a boney butt which was proved when Katie took Tag's seat.

10. Greg has very hairy legs.

11. Jac, sugar and tea is a dangerous mix when you are trapped in a car with her.

12. Jac, as a real Queenslander has almost always dirty feet.

13. Blowholes are like men, lots of waiting, lots noise leaves a big wet mess and we thought it would be bigger.

14. Jac actually responds to being called 'Mommy' in public.

15. Boats and Ew is not a good combination, especially not when it's a bumpy ride. Jac just can't handle it if she looks sideways. So special advices to those two, EW sleep the whole trip, Jac, look straight ahead and stay in the back.

16. EW likes turning Savvy on, playin with her buttons and making her sing different tunes. EW is also very fond of using Savvy to poke people with.




Pepsi warning!




Here is a picture that offers some explenation to facts number 6 and 7.
It also contains a fic challenge which if written will find a home here.

the picture belongs to Jac



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